What do you want? I was making some Banana pudding and then here you are wanting something, what? How can I help you today (insert sarcasm).

Nah, just kidding, what can I help you with today? Just fill out the form, you know what to do, we’ll get back to you, I promise! I mean it might not be today, probably not tomorrow either, but we will respond.

Don’t you love honest customer support! I didn’t say, “you’re important to us”, I mean you are but I don’t even know you.